It's Christmas day and I woke this morning to find my sweet little kitten sitting on top of my Christmas tree. It wasn't hard for her to climb on top, because the tree was lying on its side. She must have knocked it over last night while I was sleeping. FMCL!
Yesterday my cat climbed up into our neighbour's tree and couldn't figure out how to get down. I grabbed our ladder and spent an hour trying to coax her to a branch low enough I could grab her. It finally worked, but as soon as I put the ladder away, she had climbed into the tree again! FMCL!
Today is Halloween. My cat was out front and got freaked out by my neighbour's decorations. There was this evil looking squirrel, and my cat arched his back and hissed at it for 10 minutes. After that he wouldn't come in the house, spending an hour watching it to make sure it didn't kill us. FMCL
My dog needed to go outside in the middle of the night, so when I got up to let her out I was surprised to feel that familiar squish of cat vomit under my bare toes. She always places it precisely where I will step. FMCL
I have sister 2 cats. One pees everywhere (my house is swathed in black plastic garbage bags to try to save the furniture); the other one is such a nervous wreck that she jumps out of her skin if someone takes a breath. They should live in a barn somewhere. I will never have cats again. Ever. FMCL
i put my cat on a spinny chair and gave him the ride of his life... he repays me with puking all over the carpet. FMCL
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My cat just walked across my keyboard while I was typing a FMCL. FMCL
Today my cat was sleeping across the gap between my couch and the side table, part of her on the edge of each and most of her hanging over thin air between the two. When she woke up, she stretched out and fell to the floor. I came back into the room later and she was sleeping in the same place! FMCL
Today my cat jumped up and started walking along my dresser. When she walked past the mirror she saw her reflection and freaked. She did this sort of back flip off the side and kinda landed on her face. Now she won't go into the bedroom and just sits and moans at the door. FMCL.
My cat has a bad habit of getting too excited when he eats wet food and barfs. When I woke up this morning, of course, there was a pile of puke on the floor. He was sitting in the dark in another room staring at the pile like he was fearing me beating him when I found out. FMCL
